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Paul the Psychic Octopus Goes 8-for-8 with World Cup Predictions – By Brooks Peck / Source: Yahoo News

Eight picks, eight correct, eight tentacles. Paul the Oracle Octopus is clearly the biggest winner of the World Cup after recording a perfect prognostication record whether he knows it or not (he probably doesn’t).

Paul The Octopus cartoon
The big question was whether Paul’s predictive superpowers would translate to the final – the first match he was asked to predict that did not involve his native Germany. But such piddly concerns did not bother Paul. Mostly because he’s an octopus. Just as he predicted, the European champions Spain became world champions for the first time with an Andres Iniesta goal in extra time. And as the Spanish celebrated, Paul floated in his tank, sure of his genius and probably craving a fresh clam.

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Jul
09

Are you CONSISTENT in your performances!?

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As a captain, I think it’s important that the players really know who you are and what you stand for, what your beliefs are, and to be consistent in those if things are going good or things are going bad.
~ Mark Messier
Our team was surprisingly consistent this year. We closed with a seven-seven record. We lost seven at home, and seven on the road.
~  Steve Wheeler
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I’ve only just got over England’s exit from the World Cup. On one hand we were hammered but on the other I feel if that ‘goal-that-never-was’ was given I don’t think we would have come out in the second half chasing a goal and trying to prove a point. The Germans were brilliant on the break!

Anyway, a footballing buddy sent me this last night, funny enough to share with you I thought!?

Rework of 'Out Of Africa' film poster showing Wayne Rooney and John Terry.

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Jun
22

England has a NEW COACH!

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An American friend emailed me this – digging at our infighting at the World Cup…

Apparently England have got a new coach…

It’s picking the team up from Heathrow on Thursday!

I saw the funny side of it!

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Mar
20

World Class Player!?

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I liked this soccer quote I came across on the web:

“You weren’t world-class when Arsenal signed you.” – Arsene Wenger’s reply, according to The Sun newspaper, when Vieira complained to him that Arsenal had failed to sign any world-class players.

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Feb
24

Inspiring Soccer Quote!

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“If you’re not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we’ll discuss your options afterwards.”- Bill Shankly

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Jan
29

Bill Shankly soccer/football quote…

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“There are two great teams on Merseyside; Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves.” – Bill Shankly

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Jan
27

My team’s overcome its inconsistency!?

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My home town team have been inconsistent for most of the season. Winning most games at home and losing most away. But they now seem to have overcome this  inconsistency – they’re now losing both home and away!

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Jan
15

Funny Soccer/Football quotes!

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10 million wouldn’t buy him, and I’d be one of them.

I’ve never wanted to leave. I’m here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.

If there is no soccer in heaven it should be called hell.

…breathe soccer, eat soccer, live soccer
I’m not crazy, Just PASSIONATE.

…if soccer was a language everyone would speak it duhh!!!!

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Dec
09

Funny Soccer Quotes…

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Well actually we got the winner up there with three minutes to go, but then they equalized. – Ian McNail.

It was like being in a foreign country. – Ian Rush, on the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and living in Italy.

Well, I can play in the center, on the right and occasionally on the left side. – David Beckham after being asked if he is “volatile”. He obviously thought he heard “versatile”.

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