Soccer Motivators - Soccer Motivation! » funny soccer quote http://soccermotivators.com Motivational soccer and football cartoons and inspirational quotes that will motivate you onto success! Wed, 28 Jul 2010 06:39:10 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Paul the Psychic Octopus Goes 8-for-8 with World Cup Predictions! http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/paul-the-psychic-octopus-goes-8-for-8-with-world-cup-predictions http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/paul-the-psychic-octopus-goes-8-for-8-with-world-cup-predictions#comments Sun, 18 Jul 2010 08:06:19 +0000 admin http://soccermotivators.com/?p=566 Paul the Psychic Octopus Goes 8-for-8 with World Cup Predictions – By Brooks Peck / Source: Yahoo News

Eight picks, eight correct, eight tentacles. Paul the Oracle Octopus is clearly the biggest winner of the World Cup after recording a perfect prognostication record whether he knows it or not (he probably doesn’t).

Paul The Octopus cartoon
The big question was whether Paul’s predictive superpowers would translate to the final – the first match he was asked to predict that did not involve his native Germany. But such piddly concerns did not bother Paul. Mostly because he’s an octopus. Just as he predicted, the European champions Spain became world champions for the first time with an Andres Iniesta goal in extra time. And as the Spanish celebrated, Paul floated in his tank, sure of his genius and probably craving a fresh clam.

]]> http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/paul-the-psychic-octopus-goes-8-for-8-with-world-cup-predictions/feed 0 Are you CONSISTENT in your performances!? http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/are-you-consistent-in-your-performances http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/are-you-consistent-in-your-performances#comments Fri, 09 Jul 2010 06:07:48 +0000 admin http://soccermotivators.com/?p=528 As a captain, I think it’s important that the players really know who you are and what you stand for, what your beliefs are, and to be consistent in those if things are going good or things are going bad.
~ Mark Messier
Our team was surprisingly consistent this year. We closed with a seven-seven record. We lost seven at home, and seven on the road.
~  Steve Wheeler
]]> http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/are-you-consistent-in-your-performances/feed 0 I’ve only just got over England’s exit! http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/ive-only-just-got-over-englands-exit http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/ive-only-just-got-over-englands-exit#comments Tue, 29 Jun 2010 05:35:35 +0000 admin http://soccermotivators.com/?p=506 I’ve only just got over England’s exit from the World Cup. On one hand we were hammered but on the other I feel if that ‘goal-that-never-was’ was given I don’t think we would have come out in the second half chasing a goal and trying to prove a point. The Germans were brilliant on the break!

Anyway, a footballing buddy sent me this last night, funny enough to share with you I thought!?

Rework of 'Out Of Africa' film poster showing Wayne Rooney and John Terry.

]]> http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/ive-only-just-got-over-englands-exit/feed 0 England has a NEW COACH! http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/england-has-a-new-coach http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/england-has-a-new-coach#comments Tue, 22 Jun 2010 10:25:18 +0000 admin http://soccermotivators.com/?p=494 An American friend emailed me this – digging at our infighting at the World Cup…

Apparently England have got a new coach…

It’s picking the team up from Heathrow on Thursday!

I saw the funny side of it!

]]> http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/england-has-a-new-coach/feed 0 World Class Player!? http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/world-class-player http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/world-class-player#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 09:04:53 +0000 admin http://soccermotivators.com/?p=355 I liked this soccer quote I came across on the web:

“You weren’t world-class when Arsenal signed you.” – Arsene Wenger’s reply, according to The Sun newspaper, when Vieira complained to him that Arsenal had failed to sign any world-class players.

]]> http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/world-class-player/feed 0 Inspiring Soccer Quote! http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/inspiring-soccer-quote http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/inspiring-soccer-quote#comments Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:36:03 +0000 admin http://soccermotivators.com/?p=347 “If you’re not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we’ll discuss your options afterwards.”- Bill Shankly

]]> http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/inspiring-soccer-quote/feed 0 Bill Shankly soccer/football quote… http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/bill-shankly-soccerfootball-quote http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/bill-shankly-soccerfootball-quote#comments Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:44:44 +0000 admin http://soccermotivators.com/?p=300 “There are two great teams on Merseyside; Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves.” – Bill Shankly

]]> http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/bill-shankly-soccerfootball-quote/feed 0 My team’s overcome its inconsistency!? http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/consistency http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/consistency#comments Wed, 27 Jan 2010 07:32:10 +0000 admin http://soccermotivators.com/?p=287

My home town team have been inconsistent for most of the season. Winning most games at home and losing most away. But they now seem to have overcome this  inconsistency – they’re now losing both home and away!

]]> http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/consistency/feed 0 Funny Soccer/Football quotes! http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/funny-soccerfootball-quotes http://soccermotivators.com/funny-soccer-quote/funny-soccerfootball-quotes#comments Fri, 15 Jan 2010 08:29:48 +0000 admin http://soccermotivators.com/?p=271 10 million wouldn’t buy him, and I’d be one of them.

I’ve never wanted to leave. I’m here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.

If there is no soccer in heaven it should be called hell.

…breathe soccer, eat soccer, live soccer
I’m not crazy, Just PASSIONATE.

…if soccer was a language everyone would speak it duhh!!!!

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It was like being in a foreign country. – Ian Rush, on the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and living in Italy.

Well, I can play in the center, on the right and occasionally on the left side. – David Beckham after being asked if he is “volatile”. He obviously thought he heard “versatile”.

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