Soccer Motivators - Soccer Motivation! » Soccer jokes http://soccermotivators.com Motivational soccer and football cartoons and inspirational quotes that will motivate you onto success! Tue, 31 Aug 2010 10:23:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 England’s Got A NEW Sponsor! http://soccermotivators.com/soccer-jokes/englands-got-a-new-sponsor http://soccermotivators.com/soccer-jokes/englands-got-a-new-sponsor#comments Tue, 20 Jul 2010 08:35:01 +0000 admin http://soccermotivators.com/?p=592 England’s Got a New Sponsor or should I say Sponsors!?

We all had great hope in our team when they went to the World Cup. I still think Capello is a great manager and hope he can reignite the confidence in the team for the upcoming Euro Championship games. Someone sent me this which I thought was quite amusing…

]]> http://soccermotivators.com/soccer-jokes/englands-got-a-new-sponsor/feed 0 England For The World Cup! http://soccermotivators.com/soccer-jokes/england-for-the-world-cup http://soccermotivators.com/soccer-jokes/england-for-the-world-cup#comments Tue, 15 Jun 2010 11:13:15 +0000 admin http://soccermotivators.com/?p=479 Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs.
The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.
As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.
As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the
mine.
One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had
been a terrible cave-in.
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping
against hope that the dwarfs had
somehow survived.
‘Hello…Hello!’ she shouted. ‘Can anyone hear me? Hello!’

For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again
shouted,

‘Hello! Is anyone down there?’

Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep
within the mine, singing;

ENGLAND FOR THE WORLD CUP!!!!

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, ‘Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive.’

]]> http://soccermotivators.com/soccer-jokes/england-for-the-world-cup/feed 1 You know soccer is taking over your life when… http://soccermotivators.com/soccer-jokes/you-know-soccer-is-taking-over-your-life-when http://soccermotivators.com/soccer-jokes/you-know-soccer-is-taking-over-your-life-when#comments Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:27:37 +0000 admin http://soccermotivators.com/?p=41 You know soccer is taking over your life when…
You video games of Subbuteo for post game analysis
You refer to the sofa as a “dugout”
You can recall the names of all of the players who have played in winning World Cup teams, but can’t remember the names of your best mates!

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